Currently, on the Jeremy England scale of...
Only I haven’t gotten laid, so perhaps I can’t use said scale. Le sigh. Someone find me a guy worth sleeping with.
How can I be such a feminist and hate this women's...
I find my textbook to be horrifically biased. I also find it to be horrifically boring. This is a topic I deeply care about. WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH???
Are the worst? I told chef boy I wouldn’t teach him to cake decorate (ugh, note of advice: don’t ask a girl on a ‘date’ that is the same as her work). I didn’t text firefighter boy back when he said he hoped we’d hang again soon. There’s a bartender who def likes me so I’m gonna have to start ignoring him cus he texts too much. Keeler still texts...
Jess: Do you think if we googled Mickey Avalon Dick Pic we'd be successful?
Jess: Did you already try it?
Me: (giggling uncontrollably)
*5 Mins later*
Me: Okay so this googling Mickey Avalon's Dick..
Me: I think it's worth a shot.
The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed...– Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography (via grrrlstudies)
“If you want to hit on a woman properly, when you smile and say hi, make sure you’re looking at her FACE. Hold the door open for her, and call her ma’am once in a while. Seriously, respect goes so much further than you know. Ladies be respectful too.” My friend’s facebook update. Um if a guy calls me ma’am, I’m gonna be turned off literally forever.