May 2012
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Currently, on the Jeremy England scale of...
Only I haven’t gotten laid, so perhaps I can’t use said scale.
Le sigh. Someone find me a guy worth sleeping with.
How can I be such a feminist and hate this women's...
I find my textbook to be horrifically biased.
I also find it to be horrifically boring.
This is a topic I deeply care about.
WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH???
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Boys...
Are the worst?
I told chef boy I wouldn’t teach him to cake decorate (ugh, note of advice: don’t ask a girl on a ‘date’ that is the same as her work).
I didn’t text firefighter boy back when he said he hoped we’d hang again soon.
There’s a bartender who def likes me so I’m gonna have to start ignoring him cus he texts too much. Keeler still texts...
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Mickey Avalon
Jess: Do you think if we googled Mickey Avalon Dick Pic we'd be successful?
Me: ....
Jess: Did you already try it?
Me: (giggling uncontrollably)
*5 Mins later*
Me: Okay so this googling Mickey Avalon's Dick..
Jess: ....
Me: I think it's worth a shot.
“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed...”
– Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography (via grrrlstudies)
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Uhh..
“If you want to hit on a woman properly, when you smile and say hi, make sure you’re looking at her FACE. Hold the door open for her, and call her ma’am once in a while. Seriously, respect goes so much further than you know. Ladies be respectful too.”
My friend’s facebook update.
Um if a guy calls me ma’am, I’m gonna be turned off literally forever.
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