August 2012
I'm going to start using the word "ah- MAzing!!"...
Like the Russian spy actress from Archer.
I miss people who I can’t talk to and I’m sad and I will be alone forever but at least I have great hair.
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Driving to my interview (marketing firm) and heard...
YES. Unintentional confidence booster!
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I miss tumblr lots, but the place I'm living has...
Nothing loads, it’s sad. All I can post easily is boring text posts.
As soon as I can, I will be back! And my life will be fun and exciting again because I won’t be working so much and will have time to fuck boys gratuitously and tell you ridiculous stories.
Besitos.
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that awkward moment when you're like why isn't my...
Scott Disick is literally better than all the...
allwasg0ldeninthesky:
Cue appreciation post for the under appreciated:
Your argument is invalid.
I talked about playing 'smear the queer' as a kid...
Its just particularly violent football.
Coworker later told me that that particular lady is a lesbian.
I feel horrible and actually kind of started crying about it.
I just, need to not talk ever. I said it once while we were laughing about violent kid games and my co-worker said she probably didn’t care but I still feel nautious.
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Going to try not to drink this whole bottle of...
Don’t judge me or anything, but I’m gonna need a drink before an essentially blind date. However…
1.) Hes picking be up on a motorcycle so coordination and balance are good things to preserve
2.) …
well I guess I don’t have a 2. God damnit, someone else give me good reasons not to drink, I’m gonna need them in about 20 minutes.
Unrelated, is it bad that...
Literal Translation
shitmystudentswrite:
The Cherokees went on the Trail of Tears, which translated, means “Trail where the Native Americans cried a lot.”
Smoking
I think my (like, 99.9% kicked) habit of smoking a cigarette when I am drunk is encouraged when I’m with a guy who hates cigarettes but wants to hook up who I don’t want to hook up with.
Like, I didn’t really want that cig, but you want to kiss me and maybe it will deter you?
I have a date on Sunday...
Can we TALK about how hes studying animal ecology and most of his fb pictures are him caring for ADORABLE INJURED BABY ANIMALS?? He heals adorable baby animals and drives a motorcycle. *dying*
