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I am REALLY annoyed by those!

A new boy asked me out today and I think he is cute and he wants to take me on rides on his motorcycle which I am ALL about.

I haven’t really said no to any of the boys who have asked me out this summer, but dating is so tiring. I’ve been on more dates in the last 4 months than in my entire life combined, including years long relationships.

Though I will say, I have also been treated like a lady more than ever before.

I really just want to have hot hate sex though, honestly.

Obtain skydiver’s license
Start a world aide non-profit and do yearly projects for it
Visit Macchu Picchu
Visit Prague
Teach English for a year in Europe
Swim in the Mediterranean in Greece
White water raft a category 5 during Spring melt off
Backpack Europe with Jess
Give a $100 tip
Take belly dancing classes
Write a novel or book
Ski in the Alps
Travel to China, see the Great Wall
Bungee jump
Hang glide over Rio
Zip-line in New Zealand
Visit Cairo and see the pyramids of Giza
Take an outdoor survival course
 Kiss a stranger under the Eiffel Tower
See the Pantheon in Rome when it’s raining
Dance in the rain with a lover

1.) texts from 5 dif guys past midnight? Apparently I do still have friends in town. “friends”.

2.) FUCK my head hurts.

3.) I haven’t smoked weed in two days and have already lost like 5 pounds. I have to quit cus I want to find a job and that’d be really dumb to not get one based on that. I forgot how fast I drop weight without it, though.

4.) My ass is so fucking flat I just want to die. I thought being skinny would be fun but I hate it almost equally. And I’m like, not really even *SKINNY* skinny. I WANT MY CURVES BACK.

Meh.

I’m gonna go get drunk and be slutty because my beautiful chocolate boy is here today.

I hope not to see hr so theres no awkward…ness.

I want a brand new boy, so maybe that will be my goal instead. My currents are boring me.

He’s text convincing me he hasn’t been seeing other girls cus Tony was throwing it in my face he was.

I’m like, look I get what I want and am supremely unintimidated by other women. I’m unconcerned.

THE lulz, dude, the lulz.

I wore sandals to my business casual job because my boss is gone today.

REBEL.

My co-worker reminded me today that I have no taste, I’m crazy, and that I am def less important to others than I think.

I’d be offended or something but like, its just true.

Have we talked recently about how much I hate my life?

Yeah, I thought we had.

I’m high, but I think this would be delish anyway.