April 2012
“He kisses me very softly beside my ear.
“The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia. Go to sleep.” —
“The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia. Go to sleep.” —
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 267.
k goodnight! good talk!
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“Oh yeah, I’ve sent that out to other women, sure. No shame to my game.”
—Wade McCree, a Wayne County (Mich.) Circuit Court judge who sent a half-naked photo of himself to a female employee. He has since apologized. (via officialssay)
I wore some waterproof mascara two days ago.
It’s still on.
Makeup remover proof.
Star Wars and HIMYM
If endless episodes of How I Met Your Mother while I outline has taught me anything it is this: Never marry somehow who doesn’t like Star Wars. I mean seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
Ted, the only people in the universe who have never seen star wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cus they lived them Ted, that’s cus the lived the Star Wars.
Omg, Omg. I need my roommate to be home now.
“Over our dessert of lemon syllabub, Mia regales us with her exploits in Paris, lapsing at one point into fluent French. We all stare at her, and she stares back puzzled, until Christian tells her in equally fluent French what she’s done, whereupon she bursts into a fit of giggles. She has a very infectious laugh and soon we’re all in stitches.”
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Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 250.
that’s a really great anecdote. i wish i was there to see that. i would have laughed so hard and then murdered everyone.
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I woke up still drunk
I kind of wanna just keep getting drunk again. Jess will be gone for the whole day, til like 10pm.
Also I want to cry and cry about my life but I cant because all my problems are first world problems and I feel guilty being sad about them.
Can't stop thinking about this boy and how much I want him
I want him I want him I want him.
There’s no reason he can’t be mine. There’s even good reasons he can.