“The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia. Go to sleep.” —
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 267.
k goodnight! good talk!
It’s still on.
Makeup remover proof.
If endless episodes of How I Met Your Mother while I outline has taught me anything it is this: Never marry somehow who doesn’t like Star Wars. I mean seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
Ted, the only people in the universe who have never seen star wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cus they lived them Ted, that’s cus the lived the Star Wars.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 250.
that’s a really great anecdote. i wish i was there to see that. i would have laughed so hard and then murdered everyone.
I kind of wanna just keep getting drunk again. Jess will be gone for the whole day, til like 10pm.
Also I want to cry and cry about my life but I cant because all my problems are first world problems and I feel guilty being sad about them.
I want him I want him I want him.
There’s no reason he can’t be mine. There’s even good reasons he can.