March 2012
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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One of my co-workers FREAKED out at me yesterday
The woman is an irrationally emotional egotistical drama queen. She told me I’m UNGRATEFUL because I told her that I didn’t like working there anymore, and that I thought it was her and another co-workers fault. This is after she just started yelling at me for being quiet more often recently, and I said it’s because I don’t care to talk shit all day, and she yelled that...
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
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I can't believe no one is in love with me.
ponytailtime: I wrapped myself up in a blanket and hobbled to the kitchen to get some coffee, pretending to be an old and frail Jewish rabbi. 
Mar 31st
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I do believe its time for me to be a single woman...
I love him but we’re a terrible couple. There is no difference to my daily life in any case.
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Sitting here thinking, My GOD what is playing off...
Too weak to move. My arms are shaking, shampooing is going to be a BITCH.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
My horoscope today
You are so charming now you could sway even the most disagreeable people. Your smile and the intriguing glint in your eyes are powerful tools. One might even call them weapons. Uhh, I’ll take it. And I’m going out tonight.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
My fingernails are all dirty from planting shit!
This may be my new favorite thing….
Mar 29th
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I actually believe Al Jazeera is one of the best... →
“If you are frustrated by images of people killed and are complaining of al-Jazeera putting footage of casualties in war, there is a simple way to do it,” Mirazi said at a speech San Francisco. “Instead of not allowing images of people who are killed, stop killing those people.”
Mar 29th
Ah, Spanish love of my life just added my b-day to...
Oh Raul, how I miss you. *Long lamenting sigh*
Mar 28th
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Yoga Pants and Cleavage are back
And every male i know feels the need to celebrate. Well GUYS, I am rather excited for the return of some things myself. Mainly many fit college men running shirtless in very short track shorts or in compression shorts. Run, you beautiful men, run. Car in front of me, sorry that I’m about to rear-end you, and the drool is not because I am disabled.
Mar 28th
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Today is the finals for the regional cake...
My co-workers are going to watch and planned a “Loser’s Lunch” since none of us placed. They asked me to go. I told them no. Secretly, it’s because I’m not a loser jsut because I didn’t place. And they are. Because that is their whole lives.
Mar 28th
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50 shades of greeeyyy?
ponytailtime: I WANNA READ THAT POPULAR EROTICA BOOK. I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD AND MISERABLE TIME. M just mentioned this to me…I need to read it.
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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yesslynn: I don’t understand how it’s possible to miss someone so much when I’ve only seen him for 3 weeks total in the past 8 months.  Shouldn’t I be used to this by now? Shouldn’t not having him around be normal for me? I just want to lay in bed with my boyfriend. Ugh.
Mar 28th
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Adulting: Step 177: Boring and/or bad mail... →
adulting: I just got a collection agency notice from a parking ticket I got in 2006. Yes, that 2006. That was two cars and four moves ago, and yet they have somehow tracked me down. I know this because today I deviated from my normal MO and actually opened each individual piece of mail and decided… Ugh, true.
Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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never letting mom watch mad men with me again
Mom: She's kinda a bitch.
Me: ...who?
Mom: That redhead.
Me: NO. WE DO NOT CALL JOAN A BITCH. SHE IS STRONG AND POWERFUL. SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON.
Mar 26th
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Well I guess I'm gonna graduate and shittttt.
I am starting my final internship in May. I feel a little lost as to life goals after that? I’ll be absurdly busy for the rest of the summer starting in about 6 weeks….SIX WEEKS and then it will be like I blinked and it was gone.  Probably should like, try to find a job and a place to live in Raleigh eh? I don’t know what exactly I will do there, besides finally be able to bang...
Mar 26th
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Jess and my proclivity toward hanging with our...
K: Yeah, I told him I'm on my way.
J: Yeah, Brian is supposed to pick me up in ten.
K: Wanna go to the pool?
J: Yep.
K: Waterslides.
J: Yep.
K: Let's leave our phones in the car.
J: Yep.
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Sometimes me and le boyfriend fight a lot
But he is the best in the world.
Mar 26th
My eyes are so swollen from crying!!!
Over M, of fucking course. How can I make myself not look like a mess to go to work??????? Cold spoons? Ugh.
Mar 25th
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