Me: I wish I had gotten a worthwhile degree.
M: At least you had fun.
Holy raptor jesus, my boyfriend is my dad.
Like, their similarities are more numerous every time I get to know another thing about M. AND MY DAD IS THE BEST MAN IN LE WORLD. What a lucky girl I am. Also, commence vomiting at my nauseating love explosions.
I just saw a Mario Kart commercial
Three guys playing online on their DS’s or whatever and talking about ‘these guys’ who are beating them badly, wondering who they are. “Who are these guys??” Switch to two small asian girls who say “hahaha should we let these girls win this time” “No! Hahahaha” This is the subtle gender role based sexism I HATE. It’s...
I am wicked in love.
You are a kid- always wanting to have fun. But you’re actually older and...– My new fave compliment from M.
I miss you Tumblr, I can't wait to have my...
This week has been weird. Work has been weird because I entered this twilight phase my my cake decorating carreer and I just don’t give a shit. I literally just stopped doing stuff they tell me to, and I’m waiting to see when someone says something to me. M has been weird because we’re long distance and it is unbearable to me. I get so mad at him sometimes, and it’s relly...
Sooo thoroughly annoyed
Ugh waiting for the bus for ten minutes when the...
yesslynn: I have never been in love with someone not living in the same city as me before. It’s not easy, but I can’t help it.
wish I had tobacco right now so i could roll a...
for some reason that sounds best.
That unhappy moment when someone looks for every...
I have been recently absent a lot from Tumblr.
It’s not because I don’t love you, it’s because I threw my computer off of my bathroom counter and it decided to let its screen shatter in protest. When I get it back, it shall be glorious.
Every time my ex-ex boyfriend (that is, two...
I realize how much I want that fucking boy back as my best friend. We were besties long before we dated and I just want him to be my best goddamn friend again. We ate spongebob shaped mac and cheese (the shapes are OBVIOUSLY superior to normal mac and cheese because of their cheese capturing abilities) and drank DNL, you know, upside down 7up, the shit that just gave you straight up sugar shock...
Also, a note.
The 6-core processor my computer has far out-speeds jessie’s i3. I am a goddamn computer fucking SNOB.
I think my boyfriend is the cutest of all the...
And I like calling him boyfriend a weird amount, even though it’s not quite technically like, all the way since we live so very far apart.
Last night was epicccc
Went to Maddies, wore my new favorite dress which I wore Thursday too BUT I DONT CARE cus it sooooooooo cute. I got a round of applause from literally erryone on the drunk bus (the super convenient and FREE bus that goes solely to le bars) because these guys from Florida were talking to us and they’re like “I have one question- why do girls in Ames not wear underwear??” and...
LOL Kris Jenner hocking "arousal oils"
for those “Ugh, you again?” moments with her husband. Feel like if I was Brucey I’d be like, the fuck lady friend, I thought you liked me.
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion....– Harlan Ellison (via sirmitchell)
Facebook and engagements
Were I ever to get engaged in my life, which I still (despite being really in love) really doubt will ever happen, if only for the fact that the idea of marriage is just way too permanent for me to even consider (commitment is NOT my strong suit), but Facebook would be the very last place where I would express it. I have noticed with growing (probably schadenfreude-esque) joy the broken...
I just want to tell you all that I am reisisting...