July 2011
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Cheap pizza and cheap beer with my wifey.
I am pleased.
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“Summer is the time when one sheds one’s tensions with one’s clothes, and the...”
– Ada Louise Huxtable (via omgcln)
Love it.
M called me at 3:14 this morning so I decided to...
He answered, we talked for an hour. I miss him. Pathetic. This is not helping me.
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Installing French Rosetta Stone on my comp...
I´m pretty excited to be able to communicate with my future french lovers.
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Vodka Tonic numéro trois...
Learning French, packing, and drinking.
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iPod is on random...playing lots of Young Jeezy
Making me feel all gangster and shit.
Loves, hahaha.
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So I deleted M's number out of my phone.
I have been very sad that he’s been gone, and I think about him all the time and I want to text him constantly. HOWever, the reality of the situation is that it is over forever and I will more than likely never see him again. So therefore, I am starting that situation now. I know the way I get over people and it is by never having further contact with them again, complete absence from my...
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Seduction Techniques 101
I have three main seduction techniques, which each have varying levels of success depending on the type of boy/time of the year (sounds weird, but srsly). But all are tried and tested. So I’m going to bestow my amazing knowledge on all of you.
1). The Eye Fucking Queen.
Basically this involves walking into a bar like you own the whole world. You tilt your chin up slightly, throw your...
Anonymous asked: Dear Whore Bag, you ate at the brewery and you couldn't find where 3oh!3 was playing ? It was literally a flight of stairs and 100 feet from you. Good Job, my adorably cute high friend.
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Why the F*CK is every song a love song???
I don’t want to hear that shit right now!
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"So the cutest lesbian couple came in last...
Jess and I were supposed to go see 3oh!3 last night. So to start off our preparations, we got really really high. And then when we got to the place…well…we never got to the place. We couldn’t find it. We didn’t try terribly hard I suppose, we walked about a half of a block one direction….and saw a brewery. We had a lovely dinner, shared everything, even dessert. Our...
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Chatting with a gratuitously good looking boy at...
Boy: Ah, I'm sorry, I keep bumping into you!
Me: Oh, no it's okay!
Boy: So what's your name?
Me: Karen, you?
Boy: (something I can't remember). So what do you do here?
Me: Well, I'm just finishing school, soo yeah. Glad to be done soon. What about you?
Boy: Oh well, I'm going to school, but I'm actually modeling right now.
Me: Um, yeah. I'm not suprised. You're obnoxiously good looking.
Boy: (Blush). Buy you a drink?
Me: :)
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I realize all my recent posts have been about...
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On the subject of The Miracle of Life
Me: Pregnant women don't freak me out but the thought of growing a human being in my body is TERRIFYING to me. And when I look at pregnant women I am reminded that they have a human ON THEIR INSIDES
Kally: right and you know when else you carry something living inside of you? when you have a parasite. babies are basically parasites. but pregnant women don't like it when you say that
Me: FEEDING OFF YOUR BODY. THEY FEED OFF YOUR BODY, KALLY. It's like an alien
Kally: i know that for sure. don't ever tell a pregnant woman that her fetus is a parasite.
Me: Because it is so much bigger than a parasite
Kally: she won't be happy.
Me: I've seen enough sci-fi shows to know it is not right when there is some being living inside you
Kally: so that means she has a GIANT PARASITE feeding off of her body, and she LIKES it. she's totally ok with it. that's not healthy.
Me: SHE EVEN LOVES IT. SHE LOVES THE THING IN HER
Kally: SHE LOVES HER PARASITE. if i ever had a kid, i would say the whole time that i had a parasite. mostly just to freak other people out.
Me: hahaha. They'll be like, "Are you pregnant?"
Kally: i'd be like "my parasite is hungry."
Me: "NOPE! PARASITE!" and "BRB. Going to go feed me and my parasite."
Kally: "my parasite is ENORMOUS. i need to get this thing lanced!"
*Note on the reblog: Jess and I have literally had this very same conversation. Her stance is that it's more like a tumor; a ball of cells that grows at an inordinate rate and eventually has to be expelled from the body in a bloody manner.
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Charlthew has desisted his attacks and is now...
I think he has the right idea. Nap time.
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I had a lovely last night....
I drank beer and cuddled and had amazzzinnnngggg sex and then this morning again and then M gave me a back massage and we cuddled and I made him blueberry pancakes and eggs and it was lovely.
I am going to miss him an inordinate amount. That was the last time we will probably even see each other, thought I’d really like to go see him sometime in NC. We will have to see how it all works...
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Tag something harry potter.
Reblogged forever.
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laying on my livingroom floor totally blissed out...
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“K: Ohh, can you do two at a time??
J: Yup.”
– love
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Too many bellinis (real ones) and shots of...
Waaaa my tummy hurtssss
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But I want one!!!
Me: Easy bake ovvvveeeennnn!!!! It's only $21!
K: Keep walking, we're adults, we have real ovens.
Vodka tonic with peach juice....it's like an...
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I just had a lovely morning...
It involved cuddling and breakfast and good conversation. M is terribly adorable, he wrote me a cute card and gave me a bottle of grey goose, and I gave him St. Patty’s day beads to remind him of me because St. Patty’s day was the first time we hooked up (blind drunk). I have to go to work now, and I’m pretty sure he’s heading to Minnesota to see his girlfriend one last...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.