December 2011
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
“I just need to start having sex with people I can avoid better.”
– Maddie on our incestuous fucking Iowa town.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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This is really fun and musical and fun and I want... →
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Sitting on a huge bag of flour eating chexmix,...
I feel so very content at the moment, is why I’m posting this.
Dec 19th
On the plus side...
K: My vomit tastes like tea.
J: Yay! That's not unpleasant. At least it doesn't taste like alcohol and semen.
Dec 19th
Went to see said boy....
He was so, so drunk by the time I got there…It was legitimately late cus I take forever… buttttttt….. This other guy was there who I know and def would’ve hooked up with before today…He’s realllllly cute and straightforward and, well…. I’d do it again. PLUS I got to use my “Yes! So you’re my boyfriend now!” line. He looked...
Dec 19th
Yay yay yay!
It’s fate. The moment I told M not to contact me anymore, soldier boy texted me. UHHH IM GONNA GET IT IN ARE YOU JEALOUS
Dec 19th
Well and truly conquered the world
Got Jess’s coworker to fall in love with me strictly by talking in astronomy terms, and I demanded he give me french lessons because he speaks it and I need to. It was nice to talk about astronomy cus I love it but usually people don’t know what the fuck I’m saying, and he definitely did. When he left the bar he told me he thought my interests were awesome and that while the...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
Holy Fuck Extra Strength 5 Hour Energy
I’m going to be up literally all night.
Dec 18th
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OMG I TOTALLY JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED JESS'...
IT WAS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE BY THE LIGHTER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. All I’m saying is I am REALLY GLAD I ignore my science teachers and have antibacterial everyhting! lolololol. omg lol. I’m dying.
Dec 18th