I just need to start having sex with people I can avoid better.– Maddie on our incestuous fucking Iowa town.
This is really fun and musical and fun and I want... →
Sitting on a huge bag of flour eating chexmix,...
I feel so very content at the moment, is why I’m posting this.
On the plus side...
K: My vomit tastes like tea.
J: Yay! That's not unpleasant. At least it doesn't taste like alcohol and semen.
Went to see said boy....
He was so, so drunk by the time I got there…It was legitimately late cus I take forever… buttttttt….. This other guy was there who I know and def would’ve hooked up with before today…He’s realllllly cute and straightforward and, well…. I’d do it again. PLUS I got to use my “Yes! So you’re my boyfriend now!” line. He looked...
Yay yay yay!
It’s fate. The moment I told M not to contact me anymore, soldier boy texted me. UHHH IM GONNA GET IT IN ARE YOU JEALOUS
Well and truly conquered the world
Got Jess’s coworker to fall in love with me strictly by talking in astronomy terms, and I demanded he give me french lessons because he speaks it and I need to. It was nice to talk about astronomy cus I love it but usually people don’t know what the fuck I’m saying, and he definitely did. When he left the bar he told me he thought my interests were awesome and that while the...
Holy Fuck Extra Strength 5 Hour Energy
I’m going to be up literally all night.
OMG I TOTALLY JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED JESS'...
IT WAS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE BY THE LIGHTER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. All I’m saying is I am REALLY GLAD I ignore my science teachers and have antibacterial everyhting! lolololol. omg lol. I’m dying.