Lotion and clothes need to become a priority ASAP
Because it is just chilly enough to not remain naked. Brrrrr. I HATE winter.
Anonymous asked: Hoe bag, you look too damn cute in the picture with the Pie.
My horoscope today says I am "more or less used to...
And that it’s not even an effort… And that I will do it yet again. Thank for the encouragement horoscope. I wonder who the lucky boy will be today. I hope Brock works.
So, so lovely.
Every once in a while I get obsessed with the idea...
I’ve studied Spanish for 10 years, but I did 2 years of French in high school… I am just going to go find a university level French textbook and study it. I know the accent and phonetics and basic grammar structures and a related language. I think I can just teach myself. And I could get literature and music and what not with ease. I am obsessed with this idea right now, for real. I...
I am winningest kitten and Kevin is a liar.
Scattergories: F, "Things you do at a party"
J: Feel up strangers
K: French kiss
My sorority sisters are all planning on going...
The thought of joining them sounds about as appealing as pulling my fingernails out, one by one, with rusty pliers. I really really love some of them, for real. But on the whole, I don’t think we can all handle eachother. I mean, I can’t handle them and they mostly don’t like me. I think it’s because they’re all relatively well adjusted, long-term boyfriended...
What a very long day.
I hope I get to see Dr. Gyllenhaal tonight….
Tracy Jordan: Do you like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
So I am pretty sure that given the opportunity, I...
He is so, so hot. He is charming. He’s sort of shy. Today, I mentioned my roommate, and he said, “Who?” and I said, “You know, the really pretty tall skinny brunette girl with me a lot of the time” and he replied “Oh, I don’t remember her, whenever you’re here I don’t really notice your friends” My heart skipped a beat, swearsies. Then...
Playmates for life, isn't that what being married...
somthingmoreclever: That’s why I’d marry Karen in a heartbeat if I wasn’t so turned off by vagina. We’re both in really strange head places right now. Ugh.
Jess and I drank half a bottle of vodka last...
Gone are the days where we could pregame with a whole bottle….I grayed out a bit, I know because around 10:30 my text conversations become unintelligible out of context ramblings….lol. Also because I dont remember them.
Sometimes there are people that I just don't like.
And I just want to yell at them every time I see them, I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE!!
M has told me some songs the last couple days to...
I fucking hate his good taste in music. Remind me all the reasons I hate him? Because he is fucking good at making me forget them fast…Annoying as fuck.
K: God!! Why!?
K: Why do they do things!? Things that you can't point out cus they're just normal things..
J: But you just LIKE THEM
K: Because they're so likeable!
J: GODDAMN stop being so likeable
K: FUCK seriously.
I had the loveliest of days...
I got up this morning and read news for a long time, then took a realllly leisurely shower and then went to the library….I read a lot…I may or may not have fallen asleep while Jess did calc for fun…for a bit. Then we went and had a few pints of maple beer, which is pretty fucking yum btw. I did ([read:halfway did) the crossword puzzle and now we are home with our vodka tonics and...
Soo, umm before I give you sixty bucks, is this...
Jess and I dont want to support Mexican drug cartels.
Road tripping to the parents with Yes today.
Should be fun :) We’re getting as high as humanly possible in preparation of eating the whole entire world.
Last night I ate delicious Indian food, drank...
And by war paint we mean candle soot that Jess got on her finger and we smeared across our faces. We were cute as fuck.
My mood over M is absurdly sway-able...
I just can’t get over how much I like his dry fucking sarcasm and the fact that he is intelligent and the personality traits we have in common…there are so many sometimes I forget til he says something and I either really appreciate or utterly lament how much it sounds like me.
Dancing mostly naked is better than just dancing,...
Because dancing pretty much all I want to do all the time. Sometimes at work I dance around and people see and laugh at me and I am mildly embarrassed….Just mildly though, because dancing is fun, and I am mostly shameless.
K: This weed has so fucking many seeds.
J: We could plant them. Grow our own field.....of shitty weed.
K: We could make popcorn with it.
J: Can we do that?
K: No, wait, can we really do that?!?!
It is amazing how much talking to my parents makes...
Plus, my mom has more expensive taste in vodka than me, which I find not unpleasant. :D