December 2011
November 2011
Lotion and clothes need to become a priority ASAP
Because it is just chilly enough to not remain naked.
Brrrrr. I HATE winter.
Anonymous asked: Hoe bag, you look too damn cute in the picture with the Pie.
My horoscope today says I am "more or less used to...
And that it’s not even an effort… And that I will do it yet again.
Thank for the encouragement horoscope. I wonder who the lucky boy will be today. I hope Brock works.
Ella Fitzgerald....
So, so lovely.
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Every once in a while I get obsessed with the idea...
I’ve studied Spanish for 10 years, but I did 2 years of French in high school…
I am just going to go find a university level French textbook and study it. I know the accent and phonetics and basic grammar structures and a related language. I think I can just teach myself. And I could get literature and music and what not with ease.
I am obsessed with this idea right now, for real. I...
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I am winningest kitten and Kevin is a liar.
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Scattergories: F, "Things you do at a party"
J: Feel up strangers
K: French kiss
My sorority sisters are all planning on going...
The thought of joining them sounds about as appealing as pulling my fingernails out, one by one, with rusty pliers.
I really really love some of them, for real.
But on the whole, I don’t think we can all handle eachother. I mean, I can’t handle them and they mostly don’t like me.
I think it’s because they’re all relatively well adjusted, long-term boyfriended...
What a very long day.
I hope I get to see Dr. Gyllenhaal tonight….
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Tracy Jordan: Do you like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
So I am pretty sure that given the opportunity, I...
He is so, so hot. He is charming. He’s sort of shy.
Today, I mentioned my roommate, and he said, “Who?” and I said, “You know, the really pretty tall skinny brunette girl with me a lot of the time” and he replied “Oh, I don’t remember her, whenever you’re here I don’t really notice your friends”
My heart skipped a beat, swearsies.
Then...
Playmates for life, isn't that what being married...
somthingmoreclever:
That’s why I’d marry Karen in a heartbeat if I wasn’t so turned off by vagina. We’re both in really strange head places right now.
Ugh.
Jess and I drank half a bottle of vodka last...
Gone are the days where we could pregame with a whole bottle….I grayed out a bit, I know because around 10:30 my text conversations become unintelligible out of context ramblings….lol. Also because I dont remember them.
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Sometimes there are people that I just don't like.
And I just want to yell at them every time I see them, I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE!!
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M has told me some songs the last couple days to...
I fucking hate his good taste in music. Remind me all the reasons I hate him? Because he is fucking good at making me forget them fast…Annoying as fuck.
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Men
K: God!! Why!?
J: Why?
K: Why do they do things!? Things that you can't point out cus they're just normal things..
J: But you just LIKE THEM
K: Because they're so likeable!
J: GODDAMN stop being so likeable
K: FUCK seriously.
I had the loveliest of days...
I got up this morning and read news for a long time, then took a realllly leisurely shower and then went to the library….I read a lot…I may or may not have fallen asleep while Jess did calc for fun…for a bit. Then we went and had a few pints of maple beer, which is pretty fucking yum btw. I did ([read:halfway did) the crossword puzzle and now we are home with our vodka tonics and...
Soo, umm before I give you sixty bucks, is this...
Jess and I dont want to support Mexican drug cartels.
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Road tripping to the parents with Yes today.
Should be fun :)
We’re getting as high as humanly possible in preparation of eating the whole entire world.
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Last night I ate delicious Indian food, drank...
And by war paint we mean candle soot that Jess got on her finger and we smeared across our faces. We were cute as fuck.
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My mood over M is absurdly sway-able...
I just can’t get over how much I like his dry fucking sarcasm and the fact that he is intelligent and the personality traits we have in common…there are so many sometimes I forget til he says something and I either really appreciate or utterly lament how much it sounds like me.
Dancing mostly naked is better than just dancing,...
Because dancing pretty much all I want to do all the time.
Sometimes at work I dance around and people see and laugh at me and I am mildly embarrassed….Just mildly though, because dancing is fun, and I am mostly shameless.
K: This weed has so fucking many seeds.
J: We could plant them. Grow our own field.....of shitty weed.
K: We could make popcorn with it.
J: Can we do that?
K: No, wait, can we really do that?!?!
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It is amazing how much talking to my parents makes...
Plus, my mom has more expensive taste in vodka than me, which I find not unpleasant. :D