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November 2011

Oct 31, 2011
#Haloweeen #funsies
Oct 31, 20112 notes
#true #quotes #dickkk
AND GOD DAMNIT KENDRA I AM NOT DATING ROB.

And yes you are my friend. <3

Oct 31, 2011
Just realized I am eskimo sisters with the two people I'd consider my best friends. Maybe only half eskimo sisters with Kenny cus idk if you could consider that sex in any but the most technical of senses.....

But yeah, sooo….. Thanks Rob and Jeremy.

Oct 31, 20111 note
#lol #slutastic #lovesies

October 2011

My thought process this afternoon:

Hmm dee dum, let’s look at facebook. Oh Kim Kardashian is getting divorced.

Hmm, a thousand of my friends apparently find this newsworthy.

Wow I hate all my friends.

When did I start hating all my friends?

M is online. I guess if he wanted to talk to me he would.

Twitter twitter twitter, kreayshawn might actually have an IQ of about 50…

Wow I really hate my friends.

I need either mind blowing sex or to be so high I can’t function.

I guess I’ll go for a run.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY IPOD?? Charlthew I will kill you.

I guess Cobra Starship Pandora will work.

Running running running my lungs hurt because I smoke too much running running running oh a hot guy, wow I’m glad I’m one of those girls who looks really hot running…NOT.

Home. Maybe I should respond to Rob’s cute trick or treating text in a less rage face angry irrational bitch sort of way.

Sigh.

I’m not even PMSing or anything.

Oct 31, 2011
#rage face for real
Do you pinterest? You should. There are some nifty ideas on there and I know you're needing another website addiction. :) (P.S. When I got home Friday, apparently I told Josh I saw you like 100 times. I must have been super excited.)

I’ll have to check it out! And yes, I believe I gushed to Rob (the guy I was with) about you for about the whole way home, which was a long time because we walked (slash hitch hiked) back and I live really far away. It pretty much made my entire weekend.

Oct 31, 2011
Oct 31, 2011
#disguntled #cue naptime
Oct 31, 2011
#creepperrrr #three in a row #that's right #yourecards
Oct 31, 20112 notes
#grr #kim kardashina #fuckign retarded #defriended
Oct 31, 2011
#yourecards #why do so many of these match my life #embarassing moments
Oct 31, 2011
#fitted sheets #impossible
Jess is my only friend from college.

And I just finished with all the other friends in May. I thought they were friends, but what do you call people who you never talk to, never see, never check up on, out of sheer, mutual disinterest? I’d not say friends.

I need to move away and meet new people.

Oct 31, 2011
I want food but there is none at my apt and human interaction sounds like, soooo hard.
Oct 30, 2011
#:(
I feel like I am owed an award for being most incapable kitten today.

Tried to burn my apartment down.

Threw my cell phone in a cardboard compactor. (It lives, thank god).

Don’t know what to do with my life. Ever. Or people. Ever.

Oct 30, 2011
me duele todo el cuerpo...

madre mía necesito descansar.

Oct 29, 2011
Oct 28, 201125,869 notes
#cartoons #all the skittlesss
"I don't hate you, Karen. I'm bad at time management."

Well, that’s a relief. I was really sweating that one.

Oct 28, 2011
OMFG just saw Kreayshawn....

My fucking life is complete. We told her she was our theme rapper of the week and that we never had another after cus we became obsessed with her. And she signed my bracelettttt!

Oct 27, 20112 notes
Oct 26, 2011
#aw yeah
Oct 26, 2011
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