
this is a thing that happened
THESE are the things that restore my faith in humanity.
(Source: andrewmcclain, via mazcarioca)
and we call this spring and we sleep like babies to the sound of falling rain and awake to spring with all its luscious colors and glorious happiness.
Men, you need to be aware of the signals you are sending to women when you’re out in public.
Like, yesterday there was this man wearing nothing but baggy, quite thin shorts. He definitely wanted female attention, and I’m a nice gal, so I grabbed his crotch and said “nice…
Word
“While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.” So proclaimed God in the Book of Genesis, but what does He know? He hasn’t got anything on Gaia.
Of course you can’t use biblical arguments when…
OK I oddly get the argument about indulgences, however, it doesn’t strengthen the argument because frankly modern day christian mythology is derived primarily from catholic lore, meaning they are using a comparison to a past transgression of their own to as an example of something wrong to do [?]. But hey, fuck yeah, take them [carbon credits] away. Make people pay for destroying the environment.
My other doubts include the author’s unlikely dedication to all the points in Leviticus, the existence of places where seasons are nearly indistinguishable, and my inability to not love trees.
And fuck yeah, I’ll take Ecology as my religion. Though I don’t know that I’d term myself an “athiest”, unequivocal statements being as unscientific as they are.
angsty as HELL
I had 1/2 to 3/5 of a bottle of wine and am feeling very tipsy. There was a time when Karen and I considered a bottle of wine down (each) theoretical zero.
You drank a bottle of wine while getting ready and then went out and had drinks. In retrospect that does not sound healthy.
We literally couldn’t get drunk til after bottle one. Each.
Now I have two Coors Lights and start hiccuping. Fucking Coors Light.
He refuses always. He does not like to socialize nor drink excessively. And he doesn’t believe in going to a bar and not drinking excessively. I haven’t just, gone to a bar with a best friend just to sit there and be in public and fucking socialize in AGES.
I feel like this is actually kind of a big deal to me. I really don’t know how to live as a hermit.


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